New Year, New Meme

My only new years resolution is to become even more annoying (if that's possible)

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EBIT Dank
January 01, 2025

Good evening,

Happy New Years! For those of you who have to work today, God speed. I’ve been barely awake the past several hours. Whoever decided to have NYE in the middle of the week is sick in the head. Chug some gatorade, have a bacon egg and cheese, and take a nap - you deserve it.

Now to the memes:

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  • “One of our deal teams scheduled a call for 9:30 PM on NYE, and it’s not even a live deal”

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  • “I’m going to use my $35 meal credit on NYE to buy Taco Bell so when I get home from the bars, I have the perfect drunk meal ready.”

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