Good evening,

Happy Friday! Although this might be the busiest Friday of the entire year, with catching up on all of the “circle backs” from the holidays. I also have to fill out my 2024 performance review today, about to rip 10,000 “strongs” with a few “very strongs” when we get to the PowerPoint section.

Whoever said PowerPoint was a less useful skill than Excel in finance sucks, because I just want to make fun and pretty slides for the rest of my career. Ascend and become a PowerPoint Princess.

Now to the memes:

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Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “I sent a deck around at 11:57 PM last night. My insane VP who’s out on PTO gave comments at 12:52 AM. Not even safe when he’s OOO.”

• “Having severe caffeine withdrawals since all of the coffees I took from the office ran out, and I haven’t gone in since the holiday break”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “I successfully convinced my manager to let me expense the archival versions of a data room, instead of spending a whole day downloading files manually”

• “Feeling really good about last years P&L, and this years deal pipeline. It feels good to work hard and have it pay off - literally.”

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Interesting Pieces from the Web

• Bloomberg has a very comprehensive analysis of 2025 predictions from across the street

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