Good evening,

It’s Monday, and even though it’s a banking holiday, the bankers are hard at work. Happy Indigenous Peoples Day if you’re a liberal or Columbus Day is you’re a conservative. To the memes:

CURRENT MEME-VENTS
Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “I told my staffer I needed a break because of lack of sleep. He decided to put me on 2 processes both in full blown diligence.”

• “Heard a dude get cussed out for painting an entire spreadsheet white instead of removing gridlines.”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “My Sweet Green had extra avocado today.”

• “Our EA started to send around a survey asking for our favorite snacks for the break room. About to request pure protein.”

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MATT LEVINE FAN CLUB
Interesting Pieces from the Web

• Jason Gay from the Wall Street Journal had excellent coverage of the Commanders / Ravens game (WSJ)

• Charli XCX dropped Brat 2 on Friday. My favorite is the 365 remix - recommend giving it a listen while locking in (Spotify)

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