Good evening,

It’s Monday on the most awkward work week of the year. Between Christmas and New Years feels like there should be work, but I have absolutely nothing staffed to me. I highly suggest everyone work from home and be as personally productive as possible! I have a hot date with a vacuum and mop tomorrow to finish up my new years cleaning.

Now to the memes:

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Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “Had to schedule a management meeting for January. Before it got on the calendar, the EA went on holiday PTO. My MDs have asked me every day for an update on the timing, and I have to keep telling them she’s still on PTO. FML.”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “I took the holiday sleepy period to finally knock out random FINRA exams!”

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• RIP in Peace Jimmy Carter

• Morgan Stanley posted its year in review for 2024

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