Good evening,

It’s Monday, and this week is already shaping up to be a bitch. I hope your Sweetgreen has lots of avocado, your client is happy, and your MD falls asleep at 11! Now to the memes:

CURRENT MEME-VENTS
Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “Client suggested a horrible time for a meeting right before I sent the deal teams availability. Took another 45 minutes to send back ‘Works for us.’”

• “Was late to grab a plate of catered lunch and had to supplement with a protein shake instead of fresh food”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “Got told it’s impressive I can live shell a deck while in a meeting with MDs getting feedback. Feeling pretty good about my shortcut skills.”

• “Got to have dinner with my family for about 5 hours, totally interrupted, on Sunday night. Felt amazing.”

MATT LEVINE FAN CLUB
Interesting Pieces from the Web

• Politico article on the battle for AI regulation on the horizon

• Matt Levine wrote a witty piece on Red Lobster’s bankruptcy

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