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My dinner order comes out to be exactly 34.98, get on my level

Good evening,
It’s Monday, and the interns couldn’t have come at a better time. I have never seen 20 year olds more eager to do menial data entry tasks. Now to the memes:
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BEARISH
Getting Crushed
“My intern started and suddenly the office smells deeply of Axe body spray… these feel correlated”
“Forgot a tampon and ruined my $150 Aritzia Effortless pants”
BULLISH
Crushing It
“Successfully used my dinner credit to get enough food for lunch the next day”
“Consumed all 5 flavors of Celsius in the office this week”
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