Good evening,

It’s Wednesday my dudes, and I have been locked in listening to a new Dom Dolla single while modeling. I hope your morning subway arrives as you walk on the platform, and your MD falls asleep at 11! Now to the memes:

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Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “I have been training for a marathon for the past 6 months on the weekends and had the date marked on my public calendar for months. My MD decides the Friday before the race that we need to stand-up a CIP in 3 days. FML”

• “One of my intern’s dad is the CEO of a major client. I actually don’t know the legality or ethics around him working on this deal, but we need the help so I won’t complain”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “My intern unironically offered to get the whole bullpen coffee, straight out of a 90’s movie about finance.”

• “My Uber Eats gave me the wrong order tonight, but the order was about 4X the food. Now I don’t need to buy lunch for the next 2 weeks!”

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