Good evening,

It’s Wednesday my dudes. It must be the new year energy, but I feel a yearning to work more than I’ve felt in months. I’m not sure if it’s a great deal that I’m on, a strong 2026 pipeline, or almost a month of no work in December - but I’m ready to rumble.

Now to the memes:

CURRENT MEME-VENTS
Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “The heating in our office gets turned off at 6 PM every night, but our Uber credits don’t kick in until 10 PM so the whole bullpen suffers in the cold for 4 hours a night”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “My year end feedback came in, and even though I thought I was going to get fired I ended up with a ‘exceeds expectations’”

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MATT LEVINE FAN CLUB
Interesting Pieces from the Web

• You are the product

• The attention economy

• A few essays on the modern internet to consider this new year, as I try to reduce the amount of time I spent on Tik Tok

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