Campus Recruiting Blues

So many sophmores, so little time

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EBIT Dank
January 14, 2026

Good evening,

It’s Wednesday my dudes, and campus recruiting is in full swing right now. I’ve never received so many coffee chat requests in a limited time. If you’re going to email me, make sure you spell my name correctly btw.

Now to the memes:

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Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

  • “At a campus recruiting event, this kid asked me how many hours we usually work. Being an idiot, I answered honestly and said like 90-100 typically. My staffer had a stern talk with me after that interaction”

BULLISH
Crushing It

  • “My PTO for my protected week got approved for this summer, already counting down the days”

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