Happy Monday!

Over the weekend, Elon sold X to basically X in a disguise 🥸. Whichever banker structured that transaction just to get him out of tripping his debt covenants, frankly game respects game. That’s a tombstone for the ages.

In other news, Icon of all icons Charlie Javice was found guilty of defrauding JP Morgan. Remember kids: don’t lie in your financials…. unless you’re really good at lying.

Now to the memes:

CURRENT MEME-VENTS
Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “After spending 2 weeks cooking up an amazing precedent transaction comp set, our MD asked if we can add EBITDA less CAPEX multiples on a Saturday afternoon… spent the entire weekend on it”

• “My VP yelled at my for using an old version of a logo. The only difference was that the new logo is italicized.”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “My deal died on Friday right before I had scheduled PTO starting”

• “Our company started catering lunch every day, so now I don’t have to cook lunch or dinner!”

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Interesting Pieces from the Web

• Interesting thought experiment about presidents living into very old age

• Horrible potential news about Poppers popping up

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