Good evening,

It’s Tuesday, and I can’t stop thinking about cheddar bay biscuits and shrimp. Red Lobster going bankrupt and utilizing shrimp fraud is such an iconic combo. I personally ordered Red Lobster with my grubhub credit tonight, gotta pour one out for a legend.

Now to the memes:

CURRENT MEME-VENTS
Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “About half the bull pen is quitting my bank for PE this week, really not excited to get crushed for the next month before the new class starts”

• “My dinner got delivered to the wrong building )’: “

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “My pitch team won a mandate this week, feels good to have hard work pay off”

• “Successfully un-#REFed my model from a f*ck up I had last night”

MATT LEVINE FAN CLUB
Interesting Pieces from the Web

• Justice Alito sold stock during a controversy

• DILF Jamie Dimon is getting close to retiring

HOUSEKEEPING
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