Happy Monday,

Another day, another dollar. Or in this case, about $5 trillion dollars in losses or so. It’s been an interesting weekend watching the fallout from last weeks insane tariff drop.

I’m glad I’m not in charge of modeling the impact of tariffs on a portfolio, god speed to all analysts in the trenches at this time.

Now to the memes:

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Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

• “My VP is a huge Duke guy, and I was really banking on Duke making it to the national championship so that I didn’t have to work next Saturday. Instead I have a pissed off VP and unprotected weekend plans.”

BULLISH
Crushing It

• “My associate voluntarily turned all the comments on a deck that came in this weekend so I didn’t have to touch my laptop once.”

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Interesting Pieces from the Web

• A think piece about Elon Musk’s effect on Silicon Valley

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