Good evening,

It is Wednesday my dudes, and my VP scheduled a “quick” 9 PM check-in call tonight. We’re pitching a company with perhaps… less than ideal financials. Have you ever built a “low growth, poor margins” comp set? Because now I have.

I prefer selling good top-of-market companies, I don’t think I could ever be a restructuring analyst.

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