Wednesday Woes

Happy hump day!

Good evening,

It’s Wednesday my dudes, and I keep thinking about how to buy some sort of WWIII option. Not sure if it’s buying calls on Chinese companies or pulling some sort of Michael Burry, but can’t imagine instigating wars for no reason would help our cause.

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