Good evening,

It’s Friday, and tomorrow is America’s 250th birthday! She’s actually old asf, needs to start getting botox and wearing her sunscreen tbh.

I hope no one is reading this from the desk, and that you’re opening this hungover on Saturday morning.

Now to the memes:

CURRENT MEME-VENTS
Todays Top Memes

BEARISH
Getting Crushed

  • “My yeti water bottle fell during an MP onto a tiled conference room floor. Sounded like something exploded. I was the youngest person in the room by about a decade too.”

BULLISH
Crushing It

  • “I’m trying to do a no-spend challenge where I use only my work perks like free meals to cover all non-working hours. I’m two weeks in, and haven’t paid for any food or groceries on my own dime.”

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MATT LEVINE FAN CLUB
Interesting Pieces from the Web

EBIT.DANK FAVORITES
My Favorite Things

  • NOBODY’S GIRL by Tate McRae (Spotify)

  • Disco balls are a great addition to any apartment (Amazon)

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