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Unfairness Opinion

Sep 25, 2026

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Unfairness Opinion

A Friday request for a Monday fairness opinion is deeply unfair

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PIK and Choose

Sep 23, 2026

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PIK and Choose

Pick me versus PIK me

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Perfect Collateral

Sep 21, 2026

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Perfect Collateral

Obvious includes a Dyson, $35 dinner credit, and PowerPoint masters.

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Friday Funday

Jul 3, 2026

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Friday Funday

Enjoy your 4th of July weekend!

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Hot Dawg

Jul 1, 2026

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Hot Dawg

I crave that mineral

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Foreth of July

Jun 29, 2026

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Foreth of July

Very excited for this upcoming weekend

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Fri-Yay!

Jan 23, 2026

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Fri-Yay!

Happy Friday everyone!

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Wednesday Woes

Jan 21, 2026

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Wednesday Woes

Happy hump day!

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Blue Monday

Jan 19, 2026

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Blue Monday

Just a chill, blue Monday

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Diabolical

Jan 16, 2026

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Diabolical

Feeling mischievous and diabolical at the moment

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Campus Recruiting Blues

Jan 14, 2026

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Campus Recruiting Blues

So many sophmores, so little time

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Chipotle 4 Lyfe

Jan 12, 2026

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Chipotle 4 Lyfe

Always going to want a chicken bowl

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Fr(fi)day

Jan 9, 2026

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Fr(fi)day

Nothing quite like a Friday RFI to ruin some kids plans

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Born to Bank

Jan 7, 2026

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Born to Bank

Tonight feeling like I was born to do this job

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New Year, New Meme

Jan 5, 2026

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New Year, New Meme

We've never been more back to the memes

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Cranky VP to Evil MD Pipeline

Oct 8, 2025

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Cranky VP to Evil MD Pipeline

My cranky VP I know is going to end up being the most diabolical MD one day

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EBratDa

Oct 6, 2025

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EBratDa

In this house, we stan Charli

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The Life of a Finance Girl

Oct 3, 2025

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The Life of a Finance Girl

Unfortunately, it's pretty bad :(

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Bonus Blues

Oct 1, 2025

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Bonus Blues

I want a job in PE, my bonus, and a 2 week notice ASAP

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Slop Bowl Scaries

Sep 29, 2025

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Slop Bowl Scaries

Would you vote for slop?

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Intern Icons

Jun 23, 2025

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Intern Icons

There's a lot of iconic interns this summer

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Girly Pop Vibes

Jun 20, 2025

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Girly Pop Vibes

It's the best time to be a Woman in Finance

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Banker Body

Jun 18, 2025

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Banker Body

Turns out sitting at your desk stressed all day isn't healthy!

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Intern Szn

Jun 16, 2025

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Intern Szn

Intern Season is in full swing, I wish good interns to those who celebrate

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😡Tariff Tantrum

Apr 7, 2025

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😡Tariff Tantrum

The best trade war in the history of trade wars

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