Good evening,
It’s Monday, and this week I learned about the process of perfecting collateral. It gave me the chance to think of what my perfect collateral would be, to me personally. I think the obvious items are my Dyson Airwrap, my comfiest pair of work heels, the earrings I bought after being promoted, my $35 nightly dinner credit, the master PowerPoint I keep with all of my beautiful graphics, and my 8 unused wax passes from European Wax Center. Seems perfect to me.
Now to the memes:
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Todays Top Memes
BEARISH
Getting Crushed
“My firm created an AI chat bot to ‘help’ with our year-end review cycle. Can’t wait to get an AI slop review followed by a mid bonus”
BULLISH
Crushing It
“I made the most senior partner at my firm laugh after calling him one of my Girlies”
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